TechnoDestructo commented on Abandoned Lancia Scorpion Makes Youngstown, Ohio 15th Most Dangerous City In America

"Those heaps of dirt hide the bodies of foreign tourists."

TechnoDestructo commented on Mom Finds Scorpion In Bananas

"@oneandone: I usually don't mind spiders, either."

TechnoDestructo commented on Mom Finds Scorpion In Bananas

"@oneandone: Also, aren't arachnids not susceptible to a lot of the pesticides used to kill insects?"

TechnoDestructo commented on WaMu Told Washington That Adjustable Rate Mortgages Were Safer Than Some Fixed Ones

"@lockers: No kidding, especially when CAMPAIGNING NEVER ENDS!"

TechnoDestructo commented on What's The Difference Between PS3 And Xbox 360 Versions? Ladies Underwear

"@Alternate: PS3 colors hide skidmarks better."

TechnoDestructo commented on What's The Difference Between PS3 And Xbox 360 Versions? Ladies Underwear

"This game restores male virginity."

TechnoDestructo commented on Wal-Mart Employee Trampled To Death As Mob Tears Doors Off Hinges

"@trujunglist: It isn't like they all aren't on video."

TechnoDestructo commented on TV Dinner's Genesis: Industrial-Sized Leftovers

"@ratnerstar: Jambalaya is the best MRE. And the thing all bad MREs have is that they contain large slabs of dry, flavorless pressed meat."

TechnoDestructo commented on Airfares Sinking Due To Lack Of Demand

"@Jonbo298: Wait, lack of demand due to fee's WHAT?"

TechnoDestructo commented on 5 Gadgets You Can't Skimp On (And How to Save Money Buying Them)

"Headphones are an easy item to lose or break."